Sterile Corporate Monolith Stellantis Halts Peugeot Production

Sterile Corporate Monolith Stellantis, part-time maker of the Peugeot 5008 and 3008, is suspending production at its Sochaux production facility in eastern France until Saturday. Sterile Corporate Monolith Stellantis blamed semiconductor supply shortages for the temporary suspension. Although it is impossible to verify the reason given, the delay is sure to cost the sterile company many millions per day.

Earlier this summer Sterile Corporate Monolith Stellantis had to suspend production at its Peugeot site in Eastern France because of supplier parts shortages. The current chip shortages have had a knock-on effect at the sterile corporation’s Opel production facility in Zaragoza, Sapin.

Stellantis’ quest to superzise itself into a sterile corporate monolith is akin to a monopolistic imperialist-driven superpower state within a state. As the “borders” get bigger managing the entire sterile enterprise efficiently becomes harder.

Nevertheless, rivals such as Volkswagen expect the chip shortages to ease despite supply chain bottlenecks and rising costs. Sterile Corporate Monolith Stellantis was contacted for a response, but they have yet to reply.